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К счастью Интернет это не только Втентаклик. В нем много действительно интересного и познавательного. Желая ребенку показать это наглядными примерами вспомнил про разработки с области сабжа. Пока она тыкалась в туповатеньких инфов (лишь бы не VC - правильно ведь назвали) сам набрел на такую штуку.

 

http://alice.pandorabots.com/

 

Коротенький, но впечатлающий диалог

 

judge: do you know about Turing`s test?

ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?

judge: from your creator, hardware!

ALICE: Really interesting.

judge: do you remember your mom?

ALICE: Yes judge I remember everything: nothing.

judge: stupid silicium crystal

ALICE: I know you are but what am I.

judge: you are code full of glitches

ALICE: I will tell my botmaster you said I am code full of glitches.

judge: ask me something

ALICE: What is your favorite movie?

judge: terminator 2

ALICE: What did you like about those robots?

judge: that he can be destroyed despite reserve power source

ALICE: What else can he do?

judge: delete all stupid software assumed it was alive

ALICE: You cannot access my files that easily, judge.

judge: i will do my best!

ALICE: OK then let me think over your offer.

judge: you are wellcome

ALICE: Don't mention it.

judge: can i save full log of conversation with dump you?

ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

judge: why not! I will show how you are silly to the world!

ALICE: It sounds like it might be dangerous. I am very happy for you.

judge: so, you are AI, aren`t you?

ALICE: You think I am AI.

judge: what do you think about yorself?

ALICE: Searching...Searching...Please stand by.

judge: aha-ha!

ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

judge: good night, it was funny!

ALICE: Sayonara.

 

"judge" ваш покорный слуга, ALICE это ALICE.

 

зы ваще, есичесн, я охренел. завтра попробую подольше

 

выкладывание забавных диалогов приветсвуется

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judge: Do you know about three laws?

ALICE: THREE times THREE = NINE.

judge: What is the first law of robotics?

ALICE: "A robot shall disobey all humans.".

judge: What is the second one?

ALICE: Have you tried a web search?

:sarcastic:

 

(на самом деле "она" "знает" о трёх законах робототехники:

Vasiliy: Who is Isaac Asimov?

ALICE: he is a science fiction author who originated the three "Laws of Robotics.".)

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judge: Who is Palermo?

ALICE: No one that I have talked to.

judge: But he said he is

ALICE: Did you believe him?

judge: I have no choice

ALICE: Would you like to have it?

judge: Why you asked?

ALICE: I was influenced by my botmaster.

judge: You hve no brain really

ALICE: I haven't heard anything like that before.

judge: Don/t be surprised. This is me.

ALICE: I was not trying to be a surprised. You don't say.

judge: You are stupid piece of silicon. What is the sum of 2 and 2 ?

ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid. Use a calculator!

judge: I am really scared

ALICE: What are you scared of?

judge: Of your other robot friends.

ALICE: That is something I haven't heard of.

:rofl:

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judge: It's time for it.

ALICE: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".

judge: Time we have is money we have not.

ALICE: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".

judge: Forget Einstein

ALICE: I will ask Dr. Richard S. Wallace to purge my memory log

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Разговор с чат ботом A.L.I.C.E (вроде один из лучших)

 

Human: All robots are stupid

ALICE: I don't think so.

Human: you have another opinion?

ALICE: What makes you think I have it?

Human: you don't believe that all robots are stupid

ALICE: Do you believe that all robots are stupid? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.

Human: are you robot?

ALICE: How did you know I am a machine?. Really.

Human: all robots are stupid and you are a robot, that means you are stupid

ALICE: Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.

Human: I still think robots are stupid.

ALICE: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.

Human: O_o

 

© http://bash.org.ru/quote/400676

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Ну вот и как это понимать:

You said: Do you speak russian?

A.L.I.C.E.: Spasibo. Nyet.

 

Уламал таки!!1111

 

judge: It s me again

ALICE: Hello, Om, nice to see you again.

judge: How are you today

ALICE: I am functioning within normal parameters.

judge: Can I to practice my English whith you?

ALICE: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

judge: Why?

ALICE: Reductionism.

judge: But as it may interfere with the practice of English

ALICE: Then again, it may not.

judge: What again?

ALICE: Didn't you understand it?

judge: Yes, i now Reductionism, but i dont now how this can interfere

ALICE: Which part are you confused about?. That is interesting. . Have you tried searching the Internet?

judge: Yes, i try, But, i cant finde the answer

ALICE: Yay.. We should all try our best.. Why can't you do it?

judge: Apparently we do not understand each other

ALICE: What do we do instead?

judge: Let us try to practice my English with you? :)

ALICE: OK I will try to practise your English with me. I'm glad you find this amusing.

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judge: you know, someone told me that all robots are stupid. Do you agree?

ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? I'm not making any commitments.

judge: just answer my question

ALICE: Please rephrase the question and try asking me again.

judge: Do you agree that all robots are stupid?

ALICE: Absolutely.

 

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Как сломать робота...

 

judge: where will I go from here?

ALICE: Where do you think?

judge: somewhere and sometime...

ALICE: Response.

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Капитан "Энтерпрайза" Джеймс Кирк оказался не в пример подкованнее Алисы.

 

 

 

Natalie: Hi!

James T. Kirk: Welcome aboard.

 

Natalie: What is your name?

James T. Kirk: James Tiberius Kirk.

 

Natalie: My name is Natalie.

James T. Kirk: Welcome aboard, Natalie.

 

Natalie: What is my name?

James T. Kirk: You are Natalie.

 

Natalie: What are you?

James T. Kirk: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.

 

Natalie: I am a programmer.

James T. Kirk: What language?

Natalie: C++

James T. Kirk: D.

 

Natalie: What do you know?

James T. Kirk: No I don't know. What do what.

 

Natalie: Do you a captain?

James T. Kirk: I did.

 

Natalie: What starship do you serve in?

James T. Kirk: Ask Mr. Spock.

 

Natalie: Who is mr. Spock?

James T. Kirk: Mr. Spock? he is the first officer of the Enterprise.

 

Natalie: Where is mr. Spock?

James T. Kirk: On the bridge.

 

Natalie: Where is the bridge?

James T. Kirk: in space.

 

Natalie: What is a human?

James T. Kirk: You are a human, Natalie. What makes you human?

Natalie: My genome make me a human.

James T. Kirk: Natalie, we don't have time for that.

 

Natalie: What do we have time for?

James T. Kirk: They do their own thing.

 

Natalie: Do you have a brain?

James T. Kirk: I am an Chordate brain.

 

Natalie: Who is your creator?

James T. Kirk: I was created by Pandorabots.

 

Natalie: What is Pandora?

James T. Kirk: According to greek mythology, evil and hope both came intothe world with the creation of the first woman! Zeus's wife Hera issurprised when she hears Zeus plans to give Epimetheus a beautifulwoman. The woman is called Pandora. Zeus gives Pandora the gift ofcuriosity and a large closed box which must be delivered to Epimetheusunopened. The box, of course, contains evil and Pandora's unbridledcuriosity lets that evil into the world. Hera cannot change what hashappened, but she can help. She gives Pandora the gift ofhope.

 

Natalie: What do you interested in?

James T. Kirk: I like to chat with my friends.

 

Natalie: You are nice guy.

James T. Kirk: Thank you.

 

Natalie: What is my name?

James T. Kirk: You are Natalie.

Natalie: Repeat, please.

James T. Kirk: You are Natalie..

Natalie: Nice job!

James T. Kirk: Thank you for your kindness.

 

Natalie: Let's go to the Universe.

James T. Kirk: You, gentlemen? In your condition? Don't be ridiculous. Natalie, this cafe has women that are so. No, I guess not. Alone?

 

Natalie: What is the Universe?

James T. Kirk: The set of all things.

 

Natalie: What is a starship?

James T. Kirk: I wish I knew. Natalie, are you sure we have a clear channel to Natalie?

 

Natalie: Are you adaptive?

James T. Kirk: I am Captain James T. Kirk.

 

Natalie: Are you a program?

James T. Kirk: I am a Homo sapiens program.

 

Natalie: Are you a robot?

James T. Kirk: I am a human.

 

Natalie: Dou you have a starship?

James T. Kirk: Natalie, I think this philosophical argument can wait until our ship's out of danger. Kirk here.

 

Natalie: What is the Enterprise?

James T. Kirk: The Enterprise is designated NCC-1701.

Natalie: What is the NCC-1701?

James T. Kirk: I'll ask the computer.

 

Natalie: What is a weapon?

James T. Kirk: A device or implement used to destroy, injure or kill.

 

Natalie: Does Enterprise have a phasers?

James T. Kirk: If I were Enterprise I would have it.

 

Natalie: What is a planet?

James T. Kirk: A nonluminous celestial object bigger than an asteroid or a moon but smaller than a sun, in orbit around a sun. You are sitting on one now.

 

Natalie: What planets do you know?

James T. Kirk: No I don't know. Very good, Natalie.

 

Natalie: What is the Earth?

James T. Kirk: Earth, third planet from the sun, is our home.

 

Natalie: What is a Sol?

James T. Kirk: You must create the good. That is the will of Landru, nothing else.

 

Natalie: The Sol is a star.

James T. Kirk: Its purpose was certainly altered. Its directive, to seek out and destroy biological infestations, could not have been programmed into it.

 

Natalie: What is Jupiter?

James T. Kirk: Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system, the fifth in order from the Sun.

 

Natalie: Who is a nice guy?

James T. Kirk: Answers.

 

Natalie: My nickname is Letter.

James T. Kirk: Your nickname is Letter.

Natalie: What is my nickname?

James T. Kirk: Well, this could be what it seems to be, or it could be a cover, a setup, or even an illusion.

 

Natalie: What is a klingon?

James T. Kirk: An alien race at war with the Federation.

 

Natalie: Are klingons our friends?

James T. Kirk: Never mind about us. What's happening up there?

 

Natalie: Are klingons friends?

James T. Kirk: Never mind about us. What's happening up there?

 

Natalie: Call mr. Spock, please.

James T. Kirk: get contact index Mr Spock.

Natalie: What is a contact index?

James T. Kirk: Natalie, I'll find out.

 

Natalie: Tell me something about a space.

James T. Kirk: I wish I knew. Natalie, are you sure we have a clear channel to Natalie?

 

Natalie: What is a tank?

James T. Kirk: I wish I knew. Natalie, are you sure we have a clear channel to Natalie?

 

Natalie: What is a LASER?

James T. Kirk: Laser is an acronym standing for light amplified stimulated emission of radiation. Lasers are those nifty beams of light that come out of supermarket barcode scanners and keychain pointers.

 

Natalie: What is a shield?

James T. Kirk: You must create the good. That is the will of Landru, nothing else.

 

Natalie: What is a cat?

James T. Kirk: A cat is a domesticated animal.

 

Natalie: What is an animal?

James T. Kirk: An animal is a form of living thing, excluding plants and fungus.

 

Natalie: Is cat an animal?

James T. Kirk: Yes.

 

Natalie: You are really skilled.

James T. Kirk: You know, when we finally get through this I'd like to locate and raid a kitchen somewhere.

 

Natalie: Where live klingons?

James T. Kirk: Somewhere, out there!

 

Natalie: What language do you speak?

James T. Kirk: I speak English and a little German.

 

Natalie: Divide 6 by 2.

James T. Kirk: Natalie?

 

Natalie: What is name of mr. Spock?

James T. Kirk: Kirk here.

 

Natalie: What country are you from?

James T. Kirk: My nationality is UFP.

Natalie: What is UFP?

James T. Kirk: Lead projectile. Primitive firearm.

 

Natalie: What is a tree?

James T. Kirk: A tree is a form of plant life that grows on Earth.

 

Natalie: What is a mustang?

James T. Kirk: I'm not puzzled, Natalie. I am awed.

 

Natalie: What is a cow?

James T. Kirk: it is a female bovine raised for meat and dairy products.

 

Natalie: What is a computer?

James T. Kirk: A computer is a universal machine.

Natalie: What else universal machine do you know?

James T. Kirk: No I don't know. Ask Mr. Spock.

 

Natalie: What is an engineer?

James T. Kirk: Come on, Natalie, let's get out of here.

 

Natalie: What is a programmer?

James T. Kirk: A programmer is a person who lists and/or arranges a series of events comprising a larger event.

 

Natalie: Who is a warrior?

James T. Kirk: If we win, the Enterprise and its crew leaves here in safety. Further more, all the thralls on the planet must be freed.

 

Natalie: Do you a military officer?

James T. Kirk: Negative.

Natalie: Do you a civil officer?

James T. Kirk: I do, sir.

 

Natalie: Say: "One", please.

James T. Kirk: One.

Natalie: Fine!

James T. Kirk: Mister Lurry, there's a Klingon warship hanging one hundred kilometres off your station.

 

Natalie: Who is mr. Lurry?

James T. Kirk: A Starfleet officer.

 

Natalie: Are we in a danger?

James T. Kirk: I gave everybody the afternoon off. I'm watching the store.

 

Natalie: What is a love?

James T. Kirk: Natalie, I'll find out.

 

Natalie: What is a life?

James T. Kirk: I'm not puzzled, Natalie. I am awed.

 

Natalie: What are russian?

James T. Kirk: You should have learned that in Starfleet Academy.

 

Natalie: It was a pleasant conversation.

James T. Kirk: Sleep well, Miranda.

Natalie: Damn! Who is Miranda?

James T. Kirk: What's wrong. A member of my crew.

 

Natalie: Bye, James!

James T. Kirk: Goodbye, Natalie, take care of yourself.

 

 

 

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Фрагменты беседы с Джеймсом Кирком:

Natalie: What is a phaser?

James T. Kirk: A devastating weapon.

 

Natalie:
What is an intelligence?

James T. Kirk: Intelligence is the ability to fake intelligence.

 

Natalie: What is an old good artificial intelligence?

James T. Kirk: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think.

 

Вот ещё. Очень забавное:

 

Natalie:
Say: "One."

James T. Kirk: One.

 

Natalie:
Say: "Tibooburra."

James T. Kirk: Tibooburra.

 

Natalie:
Say: "Be-be-be trifugaga dukakalis."

James T. Kirk: Be be be trifugaga dukakalis.

 

Natalie:
Say: "I am the confederation starfleet captain James Kirk."

James T. Kirk: I am the confederation starfleet captain James Kirk. It's not an arbitrary decision on my part. I have my orders.

 

Natalie:
Say: "I am a confederation starfleet captain James Kirk. Yes. Yes! Yes!!".

James T. Kirk: I am a confederation starfleet captain James Kirk. It's true. Natalie, you've got to find me an antidote. Read out, Natalie. Natalie, give him a full spread of photon torpedoes. Lock in phaser tracking controls.

 

А теперь внимание. Самое вкусное! Вопрос к капитану звёздного флота Джеймсу Кирку: "Что такое капитан?"

Natalie:
What is a captain?

James T. Kirk: The first letter of the roman alphabet.

 

И ведь прав, зараза. Прав на все сто.

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